May 2009
Strep throat was a good excuse to watch 5 hours of Cops and eat ice cream all day, but there were good odds I would have done those anyways.
May 31st
How old do you think William Shatner is? Take a guess, then look it up on Wikipedia. You will be shocked.
May 31st
Time for TNT to show the obligatory “Cleveland sports heartbreaks” montage.
May 31st
I save paper for the shredder until I have a giant pile. It feels scandalous to shred so much. Especially in a suit, at night, by flashlight
May 30th
May 30th
May 29th
Locked out of my apartment for the 3rd time this month. At some point my landlord will stop being annoyed and start finding it funny, right?
May 29th
Tonight would be a great time for the other half of the axiom “live by the 3, die by the 3” to come true for the Magic.
May 29th
May 29th
ListenMagnolia Electric Co. – Josephine This is the...
May 29th
May 28th
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Of all the big tech products announced today, Hulu Desktop is most exciting. Here it is running on my TV: http://twitpic.com/64stz
May 28th
Went to the store to get medicine for my sore throat and was overwhelmed by how many options there were. So I bought popsicles instead.
May 28th
May 28th
Foolproof plan to seduce anyone in 17 easy steps: http://bit.ly/KH5Y2
May 28th
ListenBowerbirds – House of Diamonds Last week I got...
May 27th
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“You got a little sun” is the polite way of telling me that my sunburn looks ridiculous. Which it does.
May 27th
What kind of moron makes it halfway home before realizing he left his luggage at the airport? This kind.
May 26th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24) →
Bowerbirds (72)  Cass McCombs (40)  Grizzly Bear (24)  Carissa’s Wierd (22)  Sambassadeur (21)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 25th
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My pregnant, asthmatic little sister crushed me in Wii boxing. I want to think I’d win at the real thing but I have some doubts.
May 25th
Give me a G.O.B.! http://twitpic.com/5vj8r
May 25th
After exhaustive testing I officially have the largest head in my family, which is saying a lot.
May 24th
May 24th
They’re great and all, but I really don’t get “kids”.
May 24th
For some reason the San Diego airport has a mural of hobo symbols. http://twitpic.com/5ptz0
May 23rd
May 22nd
Headed to San Diego for the weekend, if I catch my plane…
May 22nd
Video game idea: Evolve & spread a pandemic virus. Similar to Spore + http://bit.ly/MTbxg + http://bit.ly/H2nXa
May 22nd
Pretending that I’m a copywriter. Should I blame twitter or my illiteracy for the inability to string more than two sentences together?
May 21st
May 21st
In Pursuit of Elegance: 12 Indispensable Tips →
Guy Kawasaki’s interview with Matthew May, author of a new book about elegant design. I think it’s safe to say nothing I’ve ever designed could be called elegant, although I’m going to work to change that.
May 21st
This is why I'm never asked to score anything
Here are five musical instruments that always make me happy: Accordion Steel guitar Ukulele Singing saw Cheap Casiotone keyboard If you include one of these in your song, I will like it. If you have two of these instruments I will love your song. Three is probably pushing things into gimmick territory, and four is just plain crazy. But using all five instruments in one song? That is...
May 21st
Jon Stewart to Newt Gingrich: “Why do you think a Washington-based national military program can work but a healthcare program couldn’t?”
May 20th
Regrettable mixed metaphor of the day: “They’ve been milking that one trick pony for too many years.”
May 20th
I’m afraid that I may have been unconsciously head bopping with my headphones on at work for several minutes now. Totally embarrassing.
May 20th
May 19th
I can’t lie – right now I’m listening to Phil Collins, and I’m enjoying it.
May 19th
When writing UI copy, the “l” in “public” really makes all the difference.
May 19th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17) →
Willie Nelson (55)  Eluvium (41)  The Long Winters (33)  Sambassadeur (30)  Sparklehorse (29)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 18th
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
May 18th
ListenWindy & Carl – Consciousness I first...
May 18th
Rode 60 miles this morning and panicked that it was too healthy for me. A stop at In N Out and balance has been restored.
May 17th
May 17th
May 16th
When I have a safe hidden behind an oil painting, that’s when I’ll know I’ve made it in this world.
May 16th
My moustache head tube badge is even more adorable than I expected. http://twitpic.com/58wga
May 16th
The fact that watching The Price Is Right while working from home today felt scandalous tells me I need more adventure in my life.
May 16th
What Makes Us Happy?  →
Long and fascinating report about a 70 year study of the lives of 268 people in an attempt to figure out what makes us happy, and how our ideas about mental health have changed over that time.
May 15th
May 15th
Kickstarter is similar to an idea I’ve been thinking about for a few years, and a great way to support artists. http://bit.ly/18xvSS
May 15th